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Member introductions and random (non-aquarist) topics.


miami754
 
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by miami754

Ah, I hadn't seen that you had updated your picture - it is looking great. Really nice work, Spongebob.


snowboss
 
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by snowboss

Hey Pete.....did that person respond to your e-mail? was he/she receptive? or did they tell you to take a leap?

I think I'm going to order a piar of sharks for my 20 gallon tank...........I jest of course......Boss


Peterkarig3210
 
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by Peterkarig3210

No. I think he thinks he's impressing us with his "fish-in-a-bottle".

I hear you can stick a new-born kitten into a bottle and give it drugs to soften it's bones and put a feeding tube down it's throat and keep it alive with Formula as it's body expands to the contours of the bottle.

It's one of those desk ornament things for rich businessmen. It's best when the eyes press up against the glass like suction cups and the kitten sowely suffocates to death as it makes neat rasping sounds.

I guess when they have lunch the main course would have to be live monkey brains too.

That's when they take a live monkey, carefully remove the top of it's skull without injuring the brain, have the head fixed in a hole in the middle of the table so that the monkey can't get away, and then, when you're ready to eat, you simply scoop out delicious living brain with a fork and enjoy!

The monkey may make some strange kicking movements and gurgling sounds as you enjoy your meal, but rest assured, you're gona have a better hard-on when it's over.

LOL......Peter


snowboss
 
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by snowboss

holy crap man ....i gotta eat tonight ...........jeeeeezz

if my daughter read this she'd throw my laptop in a tub full of water......I'm not even gonna show her the fish in a bottle pic

- - -so the theory that you can't put 10 lbs of shit in a 5 lb bag is completely out the window now eh??


spongebob4460
 
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by spongebob4460

Thanks miami i tried to make it look as natural as possible without that wood in there.

Yeah i just pictured this user doing a 25% water change and about 25% of the fish sitting above the water line...


Snowboss4492
 
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by Snowboss4492

crap man ....sorry .......your tank does look great man ...wasn't paying attention ---the giant fish in a little tank was freaking me out


ever see those aquarium calculators where you put glass thickness, water temp, depth of sustrate, lbs of liverock etc etc and it tells you how many gallons of actual water are in the tank -- I.E my 20 long actually only has a little better than 18 gallons in it - - - - -i bet that thing is under 2-1/2

note : i just tried to open that link and it doesn't open - - did Java put a stop to it? maybe??


spongebob4460
 
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by spongebob4460

it doesnt open for me either.... maybe thats a good thing


ropii
 
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by ropii

Hi guys! I did delete that picture and that was just a joke (bad one). My girlfriend did that picture with photoshop. THAT TANK IS NOT FOR REAL!!! If you want me to prove it I can but I hope you belive me ! Sorry for the joke you are all nice people!
Take care !


spongebob4460
 
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by spongebob4460

thats one helluva photoshop job if it is one... but my gut tells me its not. In the event that i'm right, please move that fish into a much bigger tank immediately.


ropii
 
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by ropii

As I said it is photoshop . I did put the two picture in my profile you will see in couple of days! She got the 2 pictures from the net and put them together! That's it!

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