No. I think he thinks he's impressing us with his "fish-in-a-bottle".
I hear you can stick a new-born kitten into a bottle and give it drugs to soften it's bones and put a feeding tube down it's throat and keep it alive with Formula as it's body expands to the contours of the bottle.
It's one of those desk ornament things for rich businessmen. It's best when the eyes press up against the glass like suction cups and the kitten sowely suffocates to death as it makes neat rasping sounds.
I guess when they have lunch the main course would have to be live monkey brains too.
That's when they take a live monkey, carefully remove the top of it's skull without injuring the brain, have the head fixed in a hole in the middle of the table so that the monkey can't get away, and then, when you're ready to eat, you simply scoop out delicious living brain with a fork and enjoy!
The monkey may make some strange kicking movements and gurgling sounds as you enjoy your meal, but rest assured, you're gona have a better hard-on when it's over.
crap man ....sorry .......your tank does look great man ...wasn't paying attention ---the giant fish in a little tank was freaking me out
ever see those aquarium calculators where you put glass thickness, water temp, depth of sustrate, lbs of liverock etc etc and it tells you how many gallons of actual water are in the tank -- I.E my 20 long actually only has a little better than 18 gallons in it - - - - -i bet that thing is under 2-1/2
note : i just tried to open that link and it doesn't open - - did Java put a stop to it? maybe??
Hi guys! I did delete that picture and that was just a joke (bad one). My girlfriend did that picture with photoshop. THAT TANK IS NOT FOR REAL!!! If you want me to prove it I can but I hope you belive me ! Sorry for the joke you are all nice people!
Take care !
thats one helluva photoshop job if it is one... but my gut tells me its not. In the event that i'm right, please move that fish into a much bigger tank immediately.
As I said it is photoshop . I did put the two picture in my profile you will see in couple of days! She got the 2 pictures from the net and put them together! That's it!
well if it is photo shop ...tell yer girl she needs to go into graphic design....man you could retire and have monster tanks all over the house with the money she'd make...lol
Good job...............Thank-you for coming forward, to many times we all just get pissed at something like that and never get any resolution...looking forward to your "real" pics.......Snowboss
well i'll be damned ropii you were telling the truth!!!! i stand corrected and your sister is pretty good with the photoshop. if you have your own tank, post it, and join the forums! take care
