Rate My Fish Tank

Mon Aug 04, 2008 11:53 pm GMT   Reply      

Hopefully you atleast get a laugh out of this. I know I did.....

This may seem a little odd, but I found it HILARIOUS and I had to share it with someone! I was testing my water for ammonia, and I just bought an API Ammonia test kit today since I couldn't really read the strips I was using (FYI: Jungle brand ammonia strips pretty much suck!). I did a partial water change this evening and I wanted to make sure everything was ok for my fish, so I did a 2nd ammonia test. I couldn't really read it as clear as the first one (looked in between colors to me), so I asked my 14 year old sister and her friend to tell me what color they thought was closest. So they pointed out the color, which was what I was thinking. Then my sister asks me, "so does that mean your pregnant?". I said, "It's fish water!", then I laughed uncontrollably for atleast 5 mins!!!

Sorry if this does not amuse you, but it surely amused me and I thought someone else has to get a good laugh out of this.

Tue Aug 05, 2008 12:12 am GMT   Reply      

He hee hehe. I read somewhere that a womans secretions have a common substance with fishes.

Tue Aug 05, 2008 12:24 am GMT   Reply      

Ummmm....Maybe some do, but I don't know about all that LOL. Are you serious cause thats a lil gross!

Tue Aug 05, 2008 12:35 am GMT   Reply      

I'm serious. I wish I knew how to find that info again, but I like what my GF smells like. I won't go down on talking about that too much, but I love it.

Tue Aug 05, 2008 2:00 am GMT   Reply      

lol...
























gross...

Tue Aug 05, 2008 10:24 am GMT   Reply      

Weird but interesting at the same time =)

Tue Aug 05, 2008 1:38 pm GMT   Reply      

gross pk, gross!

Tue Aug 05, 2008 4:02 pm GMT   Reply      

well Peter, women and men secrete hormones that is supposed to attract the opposite sex. When one persons smell or sense is aroused by these hormones then they often find that person attractive.

Women also secrete hormones to eachother, and at times the more dominant females hormones will actually interupt the less dominant females period. Making the less dominant females period sync with the more dominant females.

I find this all to be very interesting and intriguing.

Tue Aug 05, 2008 4:46 pm GMT   Reply      

pheromones not hormones...

Tue Aug 05, 2008 5:40 pm GMT   Reply      

to much monin goin on here ....lol

Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:47 pm GMT   Reply      

i love the smell of a musky man...


































HAWT!...

Tue Aug 05, 2008 7:38 pm GMT   Reply      

A blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads. You wonder why the ocean is so salty… Don’t swallow the water.

Tue Aug 05, 2008 9:51 pm GMT   Reply      

why did you have to go and post that now gumbii is going to try and build a tank big enough to fit a blue whale in

Tue Aug 05, 2008 10:18 pm GMT   Reply      

haha just to try it out.

Tue Aug 05, 2008 11:31 pm GMT   Reply      

lol... that's gross... plus i'm not a swallower... hhahahaksjd;fasjdkflsjdf...